1.(Verb) To speak with an overly noticable lisp as a result of physical deformation, usually in the lips

2.(Noun) One who speaks with a constant lisp due to his or her oversized lips

The offspring of a Smurf and a Snork. These amphibious blue creatures measure three apples high and play the trumpet.

When you are drinking a drink (usually beer) and at the same time someone makes you laugh and your beer comes out your nose and you snorf everywhere.

A polite, fun and stress relieving way of saying "what the &#%@*#"

verb. to fake snoring so that your boyfriend/spouse/significant other will think that you are asleep and therefore will no longer have to listen to his/her rambling on about his/her horrible day.

Snorf

verb: Snorfed, Snorfing, Snorfs

To shoplift a small item by hiding it up the nose.

Snorf is a giraffe with a dirty minge. She sticks her neck out for people.
Snorf's favourite moto is " Say No To Dirty Minges"