1.(Verb) To speak with an overly noticable lisp as a result of physical deformation, usually in the lips

2.(Noun) One who speaks with a constant lisp due to his or her oversized lips

The offspring of a Smurf and a Snork. These amphibious blue creatures measure three apples high and play the trumpet.

When you are drinking a drink (usually beer) and at the same time someone makes you laugh and your beer comes out your nose and you snorf everywhere.

1. an exclamatory word used when you think something is too adorable for words.
2. it can also be used when realizing a mistake

A polite, fun and stress relieving way of saying "what the &#%@*#"

Snorf

verb: Snorfed, Snorfing, Snorfs

To shoplift a small item by hiding it up the nose.

verb. to fake snoring so that your boyfriend/spouse/significant other will think that you are asleep and therefore will no longer have to listen to his/her rambling on about his/her horrible day.